zilf

1. (zilf) (242↑, 67↓)

Zombie I'd like to fuck

Everyone was loading their guns and getting ready to fight, but I saw the hottest ZILF outback, so I snuck out to tap it.

Author: handgernade14 http://zilf.urbanup.com/1913555

2. (zilf) (113↑, 66↓)

Zebra I'd like to Fuck

Hey look at that zebra, its so hot, i just want to fuck it Motch style MOTCH MOTCH MOTCH MOTCH

Author: MOTCH STRIKES BACK http://zilf.urbanup.com/1080220

3. (Zilf) (25↑, 10↓)

Zombies i'd like (to) fuck A ZILF is any zombiefied person that is sexually desirable.

My friend Aldo thinks a zombiefied Pamela Anderson would be one hot zilf.

Author: F3Overlord http://zilf.urbanup.com/4119066

4. (zilf) (69↑, 58↓)

Zulu I'd like (to) fuck.

While in South Africa, there were no zilfs

Author: asscrack http://zilf.urbanup.com/1065219

5. (ZILF) (17↑, 20↓)

Zygote I'd Like to Fuck.

Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."

Author: IAmCrustyJuggler http://zilf.urbanup.com/3766633

6. (zilf) (2↑, 16↓)

(noun, adj.) Acronym for a "Zack I'd Like To Fuck."

Girl 1 - "Hey, See that guy over there? He's a total ZILF." Girl 2 - "Yea, He's pretty HOT\! But whats a ZILF?" Girl 1 - "I think his name is Zack and I'd like to fuck him." Girl 2 - "Oh, I get it. You think he can handle us both?" Girl 1 - "Iono? But I sure wouldn't mind finding out..." Girl 2 - "K"

Author: ZackMuthaFuckinFrost http://zilf.urbanup.com/4573946

7. (zilf) (16↑, 36↓)

Zeretzke I'd Like to Fuck\!

izzy's a zilf\! n so r her sisters\!

Author: fred http://zilf.urbanup.com/1108886

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Last updated: 2012.03.01